Reporter: It was tweeted
Riggan: That's not true.
Mike: Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be tweeting
Sam: You hate bloggers, you mock Twitter
. You don't even have a Facebook
Sam: Posting a photo of you on your Twitter
Riggan: I have a Twitter
Sam: Yeah, I set it up today.
Martin: F--k Twitter
. Come on, get out of here.
Carl: F--k Twitter
, what are you talking about, F--k Twitter
Martin: I mean, you know, f--k 'em. That's what I mean. I mean, who reads that shit anyhow?
Carl: I'm not on Twitter
. I don't know what you're talking about.
Tony: Yo, Big Dog, f--k Twitter
Carl: F--k Twitter. Again with the F--k Twitter
. Why should I F--k Twitter
Tony: You're not on Twitter
Carl: What does Twitter
have to do with p---y?
Carl: So show me what's on Twitter
that's so bad that I should see.
Carl: And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know that I understand that I shouldn't tweet
any pictures of my d--k and any career advice should be kept to one's self.
Carl: I know, I was on Twitter
. I was promoting the restaurant.
Carl: I was on Twitter
Riva: Yeah, that's another thing. From now on before you post anything online, I okay it. All right?
Riva: Yeah, and you're gonna Twitter
an apology for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole.
Percy: I tweeted
the picture on your account and then geotagged it.
Dave: Look at all these people. They're running around, they're...They're sexting, they're krumping, they're twatting each other 'cause their day's so special they have to share it with the world.
Joey: It's called tweeting
Dave: I call it twatting!
Hot Tub Time Machine
Lou: What about Twitter
? Whatever the f@#$ that is. Hey, we could combine Twitter
with f@#$ing Viagra
John Hodgman: Ragnarok
John: People make jokes about my mustache to me on Twitter
John: I did get one ... a third joke on Twitter
about my mustache. And this joke, I have to say, was kind of a brilliant joke. And it makes me very sorry that I deleted this tweet
and do not remember the name of the person who made it.
Brooke: Just a quick tweet on Twitter
Brooke: I don't tweet
all of it.
Brooke: I'm gonna shorten that, punch it up, and turn it into a tweet
Tracy: Stop talking about Twitter
, it's so awkward.
Church Sign: Why Twitter
with Satan when you can friend with God.
Physicist: Now we'll become, you know, CERN Twitter
Physicist 1: Obviously, we're going to learn about the first discovery on Twitter
Physicist 2: That's so sad, but I think it's true.
Physicist 1: First, like, check Nima's Twitter
feed. Then check the arXiv.
Physicist 2: If Nima has a Twitter
feed, then there's something has been discovered.
Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer
Member 1: Where are our lawyers?
Member 2: They're giving interviews, tiwttering
or at the bar.
Tonight You're Mine
Mark: Why don't you put it on Facebook
so much better than Facebook
Lake: Oh, my God. Have you seen Twitter
? It's crazy.
Being Human (UK): Eve of the War
You think humanity is just gonna cower in its little hovel while you stampede? Before you reach the first major city they'll have raised an army. On Twitter
Being Human (UK): Making History
Cutler: Tonight is the last full moon before the Old Ones arrive and in a few hours, this place will be packed full with people, mainly young people, all with their camera phones and Twitter
, and all the technology we need to spread this event around the globe.
Doctor Who: The Bells of Saint John
Doctor: Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web. Stuck forever. Crying out for help.
Clara: Isn't that basically Twitter
Doctor: A few hours ago you knew nothing about the internet. And you just made a joke about Twitter
Elementary: A Giant Gun, Filled with Drugs
Watson: What are you reading?
Sherlock: Emily's Twitter
feed. Excruciating medium. Demonstrates that brevity does not protect against dullness. That said, it does serve as a modern day equivalent of a diary, so who's to say it won't turn up a suspect?
Sherlock: Emily made a curious Twitter
entry under the hashtag: "that awkward moment." Apparently it is a category for documenting uncomfortable social experiences.
Elementary: Corpse de Ballet
Toby: Half the company tweeted
their regrets for the deceased before we even got here. A couple of them even mentioned that she was cut in two.
Last Resort: Nuke It Out
Forrest: You can stop pretending to check your Twitter
, Ms. Sinclair. The Admiral isn't coming.
The Michael J. Fox Show: Hobbies
Leigh: Oh, hey, you got a Tweet
, and it is not nice. Who is iwentthere98?
Eve: It's Lisa Mitchell. She's this horrible girl from school. She started a Twitter
war with me all because I said I liked her mom jeans.
Eve: I quit Twitter
Principal: And as far as those Twitter
comments go, completely unacceptable.
Modern Family: Game Changer
Claire: We've got to find your dad one of those iPad
thingies. So, Haley, text everyone you know. Alex, Facebook
, chat, Tweet
, buzz, bling -- I don't know -- just do what you have to do. We have got to find one of these iPads
Once Upon a Time: In The Name of the Brother
Emma: Pictures of him alone at a bunch of eastern seaboard tourist locations. A LinkedIn
account and he Tweets
pictures of his food. I'll keep looking but I think what we have here is a well documented real life ordinary Joe.
Parks and Recreation: Galentine's Day
Donna: What is your favorite TV show? Well, for live Tweeting
, it's Scandal. For binge watching it's Scandal. But for fashion it's actually Scandal. My answer is Scandal.
Parks and Recreation: Gin It Up!
Chris: Excuse me, we have an issue. A Tweet
has been Tweeted
from the Parks and Rec Twitter
, and I'm afraid it is quite sexually graphic.
Leslie: It's probably just dome bored teenager who hacked the account.
Leslie: We think that you may have accidentally Tweeted
from the Parks and Rec account rather than your own personal account.
Donna: Uh oh. What'd it say?
Leslie: See you tonight. Hope you like tongue baths, you big nasty fireman.
Reporter: I'm here live, at a press conference, where councilman Jeremy Jamm will discuss a government scandal we are calling Twitter
Watergate until we can find a snappier name or it.
Councilman Jamm: These hearings have two goals. One, to find out exactly how this offensive Tweet
came to be sent. And two, to turn this whole thing into a media circus.
Leslie: Uh, a Parks and Rec employee forgot to log out of the Parks and Rec Twitter
account, and they posted a personal, private message by accident, and, uh, that person is very sorry, and it won't happen again.
Jeremy Jamm: When this sick, depraved Tweet
first came to light, you said, the account was probably hacked by some bored teenager.
Donna: Look, the only reason I'm even on Twitter
is to blow off steam about work and Tweet
nasty stuff to dudes with washboard abs.
Parks and Recreation: Halloween Surprise
Donna: I hope no one minds if I live Tweet
Donna: Read my Twitter
feed. I live Tweeted
the first three this morning in preparation.
Morris: I'm just saying, you should have put "Spoiler Alert" on all those Death Canoe Tweets
. Also, not safe for work. You know, a lot of what you wrote was really profane.
Donna: That movie's 25 years old, Morris. And if you don't like how I Tweet
, don't follow me.
Morris: What are you doing now? I'm talking to you.
Donna: I'm live Tweeting
this dumbass conversation.
Suburgatory: Apocalypse Meow
Sheila: Every teenager loves to scream and shout and text and Tweet
about how unfair it is that they're not in charge.
Suburgatory: The Birds and the Biederman
Sheila: Furthermore, he must cease and desist Tweeting
George: I've never Tweeted
about her! I'm not even on Twitter
Tessa: Actually, Noah set up a parody account called @therealgeorgealtman. It's -- It's blue but pretty entertaining stuff.
Lisa: We all know freshman year I was blocked from Dalia's Facebook
accounts after being falsely accused of stalking her.
Tessa: I knew it was weird when you started being nice to me all of a sudden, but I have no idea why you are Tweeting
and posting every stupid interaction we have for the whole world to see.
Reporter: Miss Grant dubbed National City's new female hero Supergirl. And if Twitter
is any indicator, the name appears to be catching on.