Sam: I'm glad you're an actor and not a writer, 'cause that was, like Oprah, Hallmark
, R. Kelly bad.
Forces of Nature
Sarah: I was reading what you were writing. My eye just kind of wandered over. Sorry. Do you work for Hallmark
Kenickie: A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.
The Other Woman
has that covered? Happy Birthday, thanks for cheating on me.
Being Human: Wouldn't It Be Nice (If We Were Human)
Aidan: So what could be better than two people that you love coming together over the love that they share for you?
Sally: They're not sharing the love, mister Hallmark
. They're dancing on my grave.
Revolution: Three Amigos
Sebastian: I'm not looking for a Hallmark
card here. I'm -- just five minutes, all right?