Portlandia: Mayor Is Missing
Sales Guy: All right great, you guys are ready to pick out your sunglasses.
Fred: What sunglasses?
Sales Guy: We do have a promotion right now where you get a pair of free Wildside
sunglasses. They help you bring out your wild side.
Fred: No, we'll pass, thank you.
Carrie: Let's just get the "Bitch" one.
Sales Guy: You want the pink one that says "Bitch" on it.