Knights of Badassdom
Announcer: And to the owner of the sperm white Toyota Tercel
, thy chariot is blocking the witches' coven. Move it or you'll be faced with a hex of great dark magic. And you'll be towed.
The Next Three Days
Detective 1: Yeah, taillight matches any 2004-2009 Prius
Detective 2: What kind of criminal drives a Prius
Detective 1: A socially responsible one?
No Strings Attached
Eli: I think he wants to f@#$ her in his Prius
. And the thing about f@#$%!&* in a Prius
is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards.
Adam: 'Cause of the carbon footprint.
Adam: Wow. Prius
. Nice. It's kind of girly, but nice, huh?
Sam: What do you drive?
Adam: Just an old BMW
. Five series.
Where the Buffalo Roam
salesmen from all around the country. Orientals, and even those suspected of being Orientals, stacked on the 30 yard line, watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face.