Apenas o Fim
Tom: I was thinking, a love story goes better with McDonald's
than with pizza. Go ahead, laugh. Even if people say that McDonald's
is bad for you, that it can kill you and stuff, I can't stop eating there. It's compulsive. But at the same, time I feel better, because I always ask them to change something like taking off the pickles. I feel like I'm turning something ordinary into something of my own. And love is kind of like that. It can be something common, standard, the same to everyone, but it can also be unique, and very private. Our love was like that. It was ours alone, like a number one with no pickles.
Balls of Fury
Announcer: You've seen him in Sports Illustrated
, on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch
box. You may even already own his McDonald's
It's like going to McDonalds
instead of thinking about food. It's there. It's on every street corner. Lets eat crap because it's on the corner.
I Give It a Year
Nat: I love Michael Jackson's Off The Wall album. I wouldn't necessarily want to only listen to that for the rest of my life.
Naomi: Yeah. Oh, honey, I've been there. I mean, you'll listen to it a lot in the beginning. You'll listen to it in the car, in the disabled toilet cubicle in the McDonald's
in Egham, in you unconscious granny's hospital room.
The Inbetweeners 2
Neil: On land, we call that a burger. McDonald's
probably do the best one, followed by Burger King
Jeff: People would totally willingly accept that there was a Coca-Cola
or a McDonald's
or a Kool
cigarette billboard right outside their home or their schools, but they would be upset by the fact that somebody did a piece of street art there.
Vincent: And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's
. You know what they call, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: They got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: And what do they call it?
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with Cheese.
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules: Le Big Mac.
Martín: These dates are like McDonalds
combos. They look larger and more delicious in the photographs. Every time I go on a date, I suffer from the same deception as with a Big Mac.
Stuck Between Stations
Paddy: You're a baby killing jackboot wearing corporate stooge. You're a motherf#$*ing environment defiling, fossil fuel protecting, freedom fry loving tool of tyranny. You're a motherf@#$ing McDonald
Casper: That's all you got?
Paddy: And you take it up the ass from Halliburton
Casper: Well, I do take it up the ass from Halliburton
30 Rock: Black Tie
Josh: Your mom is so stupid she thinks an iMac
is a new hamburger at McDonalds
30 Rock: Generalissimo
Generalissimo: After you scratch off these lottery tickets, can we go to McDonald's
and order only coffee?
Action: Lights, Camera, Action
Peter: One night you go out for McDonalds
and you accidentally end up hacking your ex wife and Ron Goldman to death.
Come Fly with Me: Episode 1
Precious: In a way, it is a blessing because me got craving to go McDonald's
and get meself McEgg McMuffin. Praise the lord for his 99p breakfast!
The Crazy Ones: Pilot
Simon: Welcome Clan McDonald's
, ah. Ooh, it looks like somebody had an unhappy meal.
Simon: Remember the first time I took you to Mickey D's
? You were five. Buck teeth and pigtails. That was just on me weird year.
Sydney: Maybe we should take five minutes
Simon: Those were simpler times. I was flat broke. But I still had enough money to buy her a Happy Meal
. Made me look like a king to her.
Parks and Recreation: Moving Up
Tom: I guarantee it'll work, and in six months, this place will be bigger than McDonald's
Tom: This little Italian restaurant will put McDonald's
out of business on three.
The Vicar of Dibley: Love and Marriage
Vicar: The man from McDonalds
goes to the Pope and he says holy father I have a proposition for you. I will give the church a million quid. If every time you say the lords prayer you say give us this day our daily hamburger. Well the holy father thinks about it and he says my son I can not change the holy text. So the man says okay 50 million quid. So the Pope thinks and he says well I'll put it to the cardinals. So he goes to his cardinals and he says cardinals I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I can get the church 50 million smackeroonies. The bad news is we're going to have to lose the contract with Wonderloaf