The Decoy Bride
Katie: The island has one B&B which offers the traditional Scottish breakfast of haggis, sausage, chips and beans, or if your feeling more metropolitan, you can have the continental breakfast: a bread roll, two Weetabix
and a Snickers
Green Wing: Lodgers
Cafeteria Employee: What have you got down the front of your trousers?
Cafeteria Employee: A Snickers
50 percent bigger size, I saw you through the two way mirror.