Abby: Dear Mr. Mayakovsky, it would be our pleasure to invite you to the United States to share with us your fascinating new ideas about advertising. This is from the president of General Electric
Misha: A lot of Lenin's guys lectured for American companies, and, as you can see, the Americans studied well.
Dell: You've boxed up a lot of old kitchen appliances over there which means you've either declared a fatwa on General Electric
or you're wedding registering the f--k out of your friends and family.
30 Rock: The "C" Word
Jack: I've invited him to join me at a GE
charity golf tournament in Connecticut.
30 Rock: Audition Day
Jack: I'm not a drug addict. I am an executive with the General Electric Corporation
and I just need to get my medicine.
30 Rock: College
Jack: I've been a GE
man for 25 years. And a GE
woman for one week of corporate espionage at Revlon
Jack: Every GE
product has to be no more than six sigmas from perfection.
30 Rock: Cooter
Jack: The head of GE
serves his country. He provides jobs. Fuels innovation. He brings good things to light.
30 Rock: Do-Over
Jack: Think about the jobs, the economy. This is GE
Devin: It's just G now. I sold the E. To Samsung
. Their Samesung now.
30 Rock: Don Geiss, America and Hope
gave me the finest education known to man. I learned how to develop new products, innovate new technologies. We brought good things to life and bad things to Chinese rivers.
30 Rock: The Fighting Irish
Liz: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
Other Liz: Well hopefully I'll still be working for GE
. It's a great company for working moms.
30 Rock: Hard Ball
Martha Blanch: We are calling for a boycott of NBC
, General Electric
, and their parent company the Sheinhardt Wig Corporation