True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin'
Gossip 1: I heard that Maryann Forrester was an agent of the pharmaceutical companies and the liberal media, and she poisoned our water supply with LSD as a mind-control experiment.
Gossip 2: Like they did to San Francisco?
Gossip 1: Yeah, and that's why I stick to Mountain Dew
Sam: ATF shut down a distillery in Breaux Bridge last week over a bad batch of vodka. Pure ethanol.
Some Lady: No.
Sam: Yeah. Apparently that's what they were serving up last night. Yeah. Moutain Dew
. Smart choice.