Harry: I'm here to celebrate true love not scribble my illegible signature on stupid bits of paper that you can flog on eBay
so that at the next wedding you can wear a less hideous hat.
Nina: I don't know what I'm going to do with this dress. Probably put it on eBay
The Day I Saw Your Heart
Dom: I dreamed my father sold the baby on Ebay
. I tried to buy it to give it back to Suzanne, but our PayPal
account was closed. Do we have a PayPal
The Decoy Bride
James: Uh, who to? What, oh ... I'll just leave it blank for eBay
Girl on a Bicycle
Paolo: No, I got it on eBay
. I drove it all the way here. It's fantastic.
Paddy: Could you put it on the eBay
? Do you think?
Dr. Adam Smith: You're, you're not putting this on eBay
Lowery: I got it on eBay
. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. I got it for $150, but the mint condition one goes for $300.
Buzzy: I got a bunch of shit here that I was gonna give to St. Vincent's De Paul. All right, maybe sell it on Ebay
, get yourself 50 bucks, 100 bucks.
Buzzy: 'Cause he can sell it on Ebay
. He can get a couple of bucks on that.
The Other Woman
William: Emilia, do you know what eBay
Emilia: Yes, I do.
William: My friend Bailey's dad sells things on eBay
. He takes all their old stuff they don't need anymore, like Bailey's old bike and sells it.
William: We should, we should sell the baby's stuff on ebay
. We can sell the crib. The crib costs exactly $1,311.
William: That's how eBay
works. Take all the old stuff you don't need anymore, and people give you money for it.
Emilia: We wouldn't get $10,000 for the crib on eBay
, O.K., William?
Emilia: Just shut up about eBay
Emilia: William suggested that we sell the baby's things on eBay
William: Well, I wanted to do eBay
, and I was trying to think of things we aren't using. So I figured the baby's dead, she's not gonna be using her stuff anymore.
Run Fatboy Run
Gordon: Oh, hey, I got you those tickets.
Dennis: They were for yesterday.
Gordon: What? So now you don't want 'em?
Dennis: Why would I want them?
Gordon: Put them on eBay
Dennis: Who's gonna wanna buy tickets... for something that happened yesterday?
Gordon: Time travelers.
You kids don't know anything about the old traditions. What are you going to do when we die? Sell us on Ebay
Take Me Home
Thom: Leave your crap, I'll sell it on eBay
, and you just go on your merry way.
Sam: You can tell your folks. It's on eBay
. I take PayPal
Barricade: Where is eBay
Sam: Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay
30 Rock: Christmas Special
Liz: It was just two dudes, Kenneth. They scammed me, and now they're selling that stuff on Ebay
Elementary: Dead Clade Walking
Joan: Oh, so you're writing a fake 95 Theses. And then what?
Sherlock: I'm going to pose as someone who has recently inherited it, and has no idea of what its worth. There are web sites which track the availabilities of such things. I suppose eBay
is always an option.
Gravity: Damn Skippy
Lilly's Dad: Because you're taking the dolls. I figure you're gonna put them on eBay
Green Wing: Episode 6
Caroline: Your key ring.
Jake: No, it's a Tamagotchi
Caroline: There from, what, about 1987?
Jake: I've kept her alive 12 years. I could get about eight grand for here on eBay
The Office (US): The Job
Michael: I sold it on Ebay
Michael: I think I could back out of the sale. Probably get some negative feedback on my Ebay
Party Animals: Episode 4
Scott: You know how people get addicted to eBay
? He was like that, only with the British constitution.
Suburgatory: Junior Secretary's Day
Sheila: I recently purchased a case of rat bombs from Australia on eBay
. Technically they're illegal here, but they can take out a full grown wallaby in under 30 seconds.