Alive and Kicking
Dancer: Wouldn't you rather have someone say dance with me instead of Facebook
Sam: You hate bloggers, you mock Twitter
. You don't even have a Facebook
Nigel: I'll put the photos on Facebook
Jules: Well, poke me.
Joey: And could you change the pictures on your Facebook
Joey: It's just 'cause we love you.
Lacey: Love me less.
Joey: I don't want any bikini pictures on the Internet! When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban!
Girl on a Bicycle
Paolo: But there's gotta be someone gonna be able to take care of you and the kids. I mean, I don't know. Like, uh, you have an uncle, an aunt? Uh, uh .. Do you have someone from Facebook
Dr. Adam Smith: I need a photograph with it! For National Geographic
Kowalski: Half of North America just lost their Facebook
Officer Vandenbloom: But it's worse than we thought. It's on Facebook
Colonel Emory: You posted a threat to national security on Facebook
Zach: Yeah, nobody told me not to do that.
Tommy: Exactly because it's on your Facebook
page. They know all the information about you, Vee.
Safety Not Guaranteed
Darius: Why are you talking to my college roommate?
Mr. Britt: We're Facebook
Rachel: You got groupies. What about that girl who's always writing on your Facebook
Some guy: Hey, you guys think it's lame if I ask him if I can post this up on Facebook
Rachel: Yes. Don't do that.
Darcy: This goin' on Facebook
Tonight You're Mine
Mark: Why don't you put it on Facebook
so much better than Facebook
Romina: We hadn't seen each other since we were 13 but with Facebook
and all, we got back in touch. Facebook!
Romina: I'll post all your secrets on Facebook
Allison: Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace
page. And your band's MySpace
page. And your Facebook
page. Happy networking, asshole.
A to Z: G is for Geronimo
Big Bird: Do they think we're friends?
Howard: You are friends on Facebook
Big Bird: Since when?
Howard: Since you got really drunk and you friended every employee here. You've even gotten a couple pokes.
Big Bird: Pokes? Ugh! I will cut them! Is there a cut them button?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Eye Spy
Phil: Every year, this part of our job gets easier. Between Facebook
, and Flickr
, people are surveilling themselves.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Pilot
Skye: It's not like I'm deleting a Facebook
page. I'm bypassing the License Bureau's A.E.S. protected data stream. So chill.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Seeds
Melinda: A few days ago, a Mexican teenager posted a slefie on his Facebook
page, managed to capture our guy leaving a grocery store in the background.
Being Human (UK): Puppy Love
Allison: There's a Facebook
group trying to hunt us down.
Allison: Don't tell me you're still on MySpace
Hal: We're more Ceefax
Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23: Mean Girls
Chloe: I mean, those girls are exactly the reason why I don't hang out with girls. They're competitive, they backstab, and they post group pictures of themselves on Facebook
so they can show the world what they look like in a bikini.
Joan: Where'd you get those photographs?
Sherlock: I reached out to Amy's friends via her Facebook
iZombie: Brother, Can You Spare A Brain?
Liv: I've searched Instagram
accounts of survivors, I've been through all the photos on the Facebook
pages of everyone who was listed as being at the party.
iZombie: The Exterminator
Dr. Ravi: And a teenager posted a picture on his Facebook
. Claims it's a zombie.
Liv: Did you know that December 11th is the most common day to get dumped on Facebook
Modern Family: Game Changer
Claire: We've got to find your dad one of those iPad
thingies. So, Haley, text everyone you know. Alex, Facebook
, chat, Tweet
, buzz, bling -- I don't know -- just do what you have to do. We have got to find one of these iPads
Lisa: We all know freshman year I was blocked from Dalia's Facebook
accounts after being falsely accused of stalking her.