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50/50 (2011)

Alive and Kicking (2016)

Dancer: Wouldn't you rather have someone say dance with me instead of Facebook me?
Birdman (2014)

Sam: You hate bloggers, you mock Twitter. You don't even have a Facebook page!
Catfish (2010)

Chalet Girl (2011)

Nigel: I'll put the photos on Facebook.
Jules: Well, poke me.
Couples Retreat (2009)

Joey: And could you change the pictures on your Facebook page?
Lacey: Dad.
Joey: It's just 'cause we love you.
Lacey: Love me less.
Joey: I don't want any bikini pictures on the Internet! When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban!
Girl on a Bicycle (2013)

Paolo: But there's gotta be someone gonna be able to take care of you and the kids. I mean, I don't know. Like, uh, you have an uncle, an aunt? Uh, uh .. Do you have someone from Facebook?
Grabbers (2012)

Dr. Adam Smith: I need a photograph with it! For National Geographic and Facebook.
Gravity (2013)

Kowalski: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
Kahaani (2012)

Lazer Team (2015)

Officer Vandenbloom: But it's worse than we thought. It's on Facebook.
Colonel Emory: You posted a threat to national security on Facebook?
Zach: Yeah, nobody told me not to do that.
Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Thin (2016)

Shannon Whitehead: Whether it's advertising, or your Instagram, or Facebook feed, it's this illusion that our lives should be perfect.
Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge (2011)

Malvika: I mean, how desperate and uncool to approach a girl like this on Facebook!
Nerve (2016)

Tommy: Exactly because it's on your Facebook page. They know all the information about you, Vee.
Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

Darius: Why are you talking to my college roommate?
Mr. Britt: We're Facebook friends.
Surrogate Valentine (2011)

Rachel: You got groupies. What about that girl who's always writing on your Facebook wall?
Some guy: Hey, you guys think it's lame if I ask him if I can post this up on Facebook?
Rachel: Yes. Don't do that.
Ted 2 (2015)

Textuality (2011)

Thor (2011)

Darcy: This goin' on Facebook. Smile.
Tonight You're Mine (2011)

Mark: Why don't you put it on Facebook or something.
Lake: Twitter's so much better than Facebook.
Vamps (2012)

Wild Tales (2014)

Romina: We hadn't seen each other since we were 13 but with Facebook and all, we got back in touch. Facebook!
Romina: I'll post all your secrets on Facebook!
Yes Man (2008)

Allison: Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page. And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page. Happy networking, asshole.
You Again (2010)

Zombieland (2009)


Television
30 Rock: Black Light Attack! (2010)

Jenna: I can hear it! Oh! My ears are, like, dying. ahh! Facebook!
A to Z: G is for Geronimo (2014)

Big Bird: Do they think we're friends?
Howard: You are friends on Facebook.
Big Bird: Since when?
Howard: Since you got really drunk and you friended every employee here. You've even gotten a couple pokes.
Big Bird: Pokes? Ugh! I will cut them! Is there a cut them button?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Eye Spy (2013)

Phil: Every year, this part of our job gets easier. Between Facebook, Instagram, and Flickr, people are surveilling themselves.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Pilot (2013)

Skye: It's not like I'm deleting a Facebook page. I'm bypassing the License Bureau's A.E.S. protected data stream. So chill.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Seeds (2014)

Melinda: A few days ago, a Mexican teenager posted a slefie on his Facebook page, managed to capture our guy leaving a grocery store in the background.
Being Human (UK): Puppy Love (2012)

Allison: There's a Facebook group trying to hunt us down.
Tom: Facebook?
Allison: Don't tell me you're still on MySpace?
Hal: We're more Ceefax people.
Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23: A Reunion (2012)

June: I know it's been a while, and I got off Facebook because people kept tagging me in up angle photos, but, um I wanted to call you and tell you that I have some amazing news.
Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23: Mean Girls (2013)

Chloe: I mean, those girls are exactly the reason why I don't hang out with girls. They're competitive, they backstab, and they post group pictures of themselves on Facebook so they can show the world what they look like in a bikini.
Elementary: Pilot (2012)

Joan: Where'd you get those photographs?
Sherlock: I reached out to Amy's friends via her Facebook page.
Glee: Hold On To Sixteen (2011)

Fin: Even homeless people have Facebook.
iZombie: Brother, Can You Spare A Brain? (2015)

Liv: I've searched Instagram accounts of survivors, I've been through all the photos on the Facebook pages of everyone who was listed as being at the party.
iZombie: The Exterminator (2015)

Dr. Ravi: And a teenager posted a picture on his Facebook. Claims it's a zombie.
Liv: Did you know that December 11th is the most common day to get dumped on Facebook?
iZombie: Flight of the Living Dead (2015)

Peyton: Doesn't it freak you out that Facebook somehow knows that you were thinking of buying boots and reducing belly fat?
Modern Family: Game Changer (2010)

Claire: We've got to find your dad one of those iPad thingies. So, Haley, text everyone you know. Alex, Facebook, chat, Tweet, buzz, bling -- I don't know -- just do what you have to do. We have got to find one of these iPads, okay?
Parks and Recreation: New Beginnings (2014)

Donna: Uh, we can't use Facebook anymore? Are you serious?
Ben: That's right. Massive time waster. Kills productivity.
Parks and Recreation: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic (2013)

Tom: Oh, I've been taking pictures of you all day for my new Facebook album: Ronswan: Gettin' off the grid.
Ron: Tom, do you maybe see a problem with what you've done?
Tom: I do now. Yes, sorry.
Suburgatory: Decemberfold (2013)

Lisa: We all know freshman year I was blocked from Dalia's Facebook and Twitter accounts after being falsely accused of stalking her.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Strange Things Happen at the One Two Point (2008)

Riley: You just sit here in your cozy little house with your cold sodas and your Facebook pages like it all matters.

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