Ally McBeal: One Hundred Tears Away
Mrs. Clarkson: I don't want to be a troublemaker, but these other Pringles
are the ridged ones, and I have trouble with ridges.
Ally: Ma'am, after you put them down on the shelf, you picked up Ruffles
have ridges. Now why would you enter into the throes of considering Ruffles
if you have trouble with ridges?
Mrs. Clarkson: These are my Pringles
Ally: Okay, fine you can have the Pringles
, but let's just be honest here. You decided not to buy them, and when you saw that I wanted them, you decided that you wanted them back.
Mrs. Clarkson: You pissy little thing, pushing your cart in your little Calvin Klein
outfit. You probably only chose those chips 'cause I left them on the edge and you wouldn't have to pop a pore to reach 'em.
Ally: Why are you being so mean? Is it because you look how you look?
Mrs. Clarkson: I won't even dignify that. I've got the Pringles
Ally: I tripped this woman unconscious, I stole sex jelly, and I need you to be my lawyer.
Billy: Okay. I'll meet you at the courthouse.
Ally: And I-- She wanted those Pringles
. It wasn't my fault.
Georgia: Can they really suspend her?
Billy: They can, but I bet they just want to look her over, giver here a warning.
Richard: Not that she'd take it. To me, a Pringle
shouldn't be a button pusher.
Pink: What were you thinking when you stuck your foot out?
Ally: Only that if she was to walk away with the Pringles
, it shouldn't be proudly.