Carl: What kind of website could a 10 year old get on that has bad language?
has bad language?
Tony: They put you on YouTube
Carl: I know.
Tony: I felt so responsible for that shit. That shit was funny, by the way.
Ronnie: Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Tom Manning: I suppress each photo. Cell phone videos. They cost me a fortune and they show up on YouTube
. God, I hate YouTube
Becky: Hey, look, we got 80,000 hits on YouTube already.
Our Idiot Brother
Arabella: My lawyer said that you agreed not to ask about him and the whole YouTube
Miranda: Absolutely. Yeah. Everybody's dated a jerk, so at the end of the day, that is just an old, boring story.
Luke: Where'd you find him, in a #$%@&$@ playground.
some guy: YouTube
, you @##$%$#. The kid's an internet sensation, until you put him in a coma...
A to Z: D is for Debbie
Stu: Hey, Andrew, some of these YouTube
stars have like millions of subscribers. I bet if we convince one of these guys to put up a profile on Wallflower, our site traffic will go through the roof.
Stephie: A million YouTube
subscribers? Wow! That's amazing, Tyler.
Being Human (UK): Puppy Love
Allison: Yes, obviously I didn't want to approach straight away. Because I didn't know what sort of idiot exposes himself on YouTube
like that. So I thought I'd perform a little surveillance first. But that's when you blew my cover! So what sort of idiot does expose himself on YouTube
Defying Gravity: Pilot
Paula: Ah, our favorite place, the observation deck, where we look at our amazing universe and watch movies and YouTube
from our data bank.
Gravity: One Cold Swim Away
Christian: See, I was, I was looking into Lily's case, and I couldn't help but stumble upon your whole cliff, car, you know, YouTube
video suicide dummy thing.
Gravity: Suicide Dummies
Reporter: Robert Collingsworth, and ophthalmologist from the Upper East Side of Manhattan, forever be known as the "Suicide Dummy". A tape of his ill fated attempt to drive off the palisades cliff, was caught on tape by the patrons of the gay cruise ship that he landed on. And millions have wtched it on YouTube
Heroes: The Second Coming
Reporter: The shocking footage that has been played over and over on news outlets and YouTube
has created a--
The Office (US): Business Ethics
Michael: When I discovered YouTube
, I didn't work for five days. I did nothing. I viewed cookie monster sings chocolate rain about 1,000 times.
The Office (US): Product Recall
Pam: its just the Scranton Times
Michael: No then Newsweek
picks its up and then CNN
does a story about it then YouTube
gets a hold of it.
Parks and Recreation: Fluoride
Tom: This morning I saw a YouTube
clip of a little puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar for "stunning" is pretty high.
Sleepy Hollow: The Golem
Irving: It's called a vine
, but it has absolutely nothing to do with shrubbery?
Macey: Yeah, it's a video, six seconds long.
Irving: On YouTube
Macey: No, YouTube
videos are, like, three minutes long. No one has time for that.
Dalia: I'll do like Yeezy did Keezy. I'll write a song about Carmen, then I'll shoot a music video, then I'll put it on YouTube
, then I'll hire a publicist, then I'll make it go viral, then I'll send Carmen a link, then I'll make all the comments say things like, wow, that girl really loves Carmen.