Jenna: I felt so jacked up on the way home that I threw a brick through the window of a Banana Republic.
Jack: A list I made in the fifth grade of the things I wanted to have done by the time I turned 50.
Liz: Oh, my god. This is adorable. "Go to Disneyland. Ride in an airplane. Kiss Peggy Fleming."
Jack: "Go to Disneyland." Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: Have you seen this tracy thing?
Jack: I am aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase "Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster."
Dennis: One word. Coffee. One problem. Where do you get it?
Liz: Anywhere. You get it anywhere.
Dennis: Wrong. You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th and 6th in the basement of the Kmart.
Tracy: Computer, when do I get some Tang? Also, I'm thirsty. Wordplay.
Dennis: With the help of WebMd I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.
Frank: I found it. It's on YouTube.