Tracy: But it's like a black Barbie Doll in Arizona. Nobody's buying it.
|Ben & Jerry's|
Liz: What about the strip clubs and the disgusting stories? Your Ben & Jerry's flavor is called adulteraisin.
|General Electric (GE)|
Jack: GE gave me the finest education known to man. I learned how to develop new products, innovate new technologies. We brought good things to life and bad things to Chinese rivers.
Tracy: I can't have sex with you, Liz Lemon. I love Angie too much.
Liz: Wow. Okay. That was not gonna happen for many reasons besides you loving your wife. Reason One: I am conscious. Reason two: you smell like Icy Hot.
Jenna: I wish I could help you, but I can't sleep with a black guy. I'd lose my endorsement deal with NASCAR.
|Horny Goat Weed|
Dot Com: Well, we lost another one, Tray. I just got off the phone with the people from Horny Goat Weed. They're dropping you as their spokesman.