Chain Reaction Of Mental Anguish
Donald: Daddy, can I have $50,000 to start a business where people can call in and get air quality reports from all across the United States? I'm gonna call it...
Jack: Donald, no.
Donald: American Airlines.
Donald: I got other ideas. Like a microbrewery that also serves frozen yogurt. I'm gonna call it "Microsoft."
Jack: Well, the theme restaurant business model does work. Nascar's fat load cafe is a gold mine.
Donald: Welcome to Staples.
Jack: Why did you choose that name?
Donald: Because Staples means "The Basics." And that's what you're getting here. Food , drinks, fun. Staples. Yeah, we got that.
Jack: Staples is also a giant office supply chain.