Sam: Now a red Solo cup is the best receptacle for barbecues, Tailgates, fairs and festivals. And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles. If you prefer drinking from glass. Hey, a red Solo cup is cheap and disposable and in 14 years, they are decomposable. And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable. Freddie Mac can kiss my ass! Ooh! Red Solo cup, uh-huh, I fill you up. Lets have a party. I love you, red Solo cup. I lift you up, proceed to party. Proceed to party. Now, I seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow but only you ,red, will do for this fellow. 'Cause you are the Abbot unto my Costello. And you are the fruit to my loom. Red Solo cup, you're more than just plastic. You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic. Believe me when I'm not the least bit sarcastic when I look at you and say Red Solo cup, you're not just a cup. God, no! You're my friend. Thank you for being my friend red Solo cup. Red Solo cup, I fill you up. Let's have a party. I love you, red Solo cup. Red Solo. I fill you up. Let's have a party. Solo cup.