Being Human (UK)
The Graveyard Shift
Regus: I told them I killed her.
Annie: Oh, thank you.
Regus: But if they find out I didn't say they spotted you shopping with her in bloody Aldi, then they'd come for her again, and I would get a wooden enema.
Regus: For 400 years, I've been collecting and cataloging vampire history, myths and legends. 400 years. In dark rooms, libraries and cellars. Poring over scrolls, manuscripts, books covered in mildew cos you can't Google this stuff, you know?
Regus: Yeah, well, most of my friends are arseholes. There's a couple of them in the Hoover.
Regus: Keep moving. See the world. Try not to end up in a hoover bag.