Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23
June: Steven and I broke up, I lost my job and my apartment, and now I work at a coffee shop, and I live with a girl who I met on Craigslist who sells knockoff handbags from her bedroom window.
June: I know it's been a while, and I got off Facebook because people kept tagging me in up angle photos, but, um I wanted to call you and tell you that I have some amazing news.
James: How'd you find me here?
Chloe: I downloaded "Grindr, that gay hook-up app, on your phone. I can track you at all times.