June: My People magazine! This is the last issue before People named their sexiest man alive. Every year, my mom and I count down the days until he is revealed. It's kind of like Christmas, but with less Jesus and more sexy. I don't know how they do it, but People never misses.
June: People is on the cutting edge of everything.
Chloe: You only think those guys are sexy because People magazine told you to think that.