Real Brands |
Chanel

Ingrid: I have a PhD from the Sorbonne.
Leslie: For what? Wearing Chanel suits?
Ingrid: There was a fashion component, yes.
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Ebony

Ron: We only ever subscribe to two magazines, Reader's Digest and Ebony. Ebony was due to a clerical error, but it ended up being an interesting year of reading. |
Facebook

Tom: Oh, I've been taking pictures of you all day for my new Facebook album: Ronswan: Gettin' off the grid.
Ron: Tom, do you maybe see a problem with what you've done?
Tom: I do now. Yes, sorry. |
HBO

Ingrid: We purchased HBO for the whole town.
Ben: I'm sorry. You spent Government money on a TV subscription?
Ingrid: It's not TV. |
Microsoft

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Reader's Digest

Ron: We only ever subscribe to two magazines, Reader's Digest and Ebony. Ebony was due to a clerical error, but it ended up being an interesting year of reading. |
Snapchat

Tom: Hashtag quest for coffee, blowin' up my timeline. You get my Snapchat about it? |
Sprite

Ann: All right, so you have everything you need for orientation?
April: Yeah, an empty Sprite can, and old man's fingernail in my pocket, and a picture of Patrick Ewing on a roller coaster. |
Twitter

Tom: According to her Twitter feed, she got coffee five minutes ago. |
Ustream

Tom: Wait, now she's Ustreaming her walk back. |
Vine

Ron: What the hell is happening?
Tom: I think you accidentally opened up Vine. You just Vined your first selfie, Ron.
Donna: And I'm Vining you Vine your selfie. |
Williams Sonoma

Tom: She got me off the Williams Sonoma mailing list, but then I just signed back up again. Hooked on their oven mitts. I need my mitts on those mitts. |