Jeremy: The only reason that I don't go to church is that, for me, everything's a church. This room is my church. The hall is my church. Costcutters is a bloody cathedral.
Mark: I'm an alcoholic. Uh so, I'm a lager drinker, mainly. I think I had my first one when I was about 14. Hofmeister. You remember? The bear with the porkpie hat.
Mark: That's our picnic! You can't see the Kettle Chips.
Mark: Hobnobs, thought you might like some, mate.
Mark: Jez, there's someone I don't know on the sofa eating my Sara Lee.