Tessa: Uh, hello, Mrs. Shay. This is. Fire Inspector Charmin. Well, we have received a report about a possible safety hazard.
Tessa: It's a tablet, Lisa. A really versatile tablet, with a full sized U.S.B. port and an integrated kickstand, and a really sizable hard drive.
Tessa: There is one thing this tablet can't do.
Lisa: Pick up tampon applicators in the park?
Tessa: Okay, two things.