Arlene: Honey, if Rene tells you you're too young to watch a scary movie on HBO, then I'm siding with him.
|The Home Depot|
Tara: Um, we don't sell that here. You could try Home Depot.
Jason: You know, I read in Hustler everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die.
Sookie: Yeah, but the synthetic blood has everything--
Sam: Are you willing to pass up all your favorite foods and spend the rest of your life drinking Slim-Fast?