Beyond Here Lies Nothin'
Gossip 1: I heard that Maryann Forrester was an agent of the pharmaceutical companies and the liberal media, and she poisoned our water supply with LSD as a mind-control experiment.
Gossip 2: Like they did to San Francisco?
Gossip 1: Yeah, and that's why I stick to Mountain Dew.
Sam: ATF shut down a distillery in Breaux Bridge last week over a bad batch of vodka. Pure ethanol.
Some Lady: No.
Sam: Yeah. Apparently that's what they were serving up last night. Yeah. Moutain Dew. Smart choice.
Majesty: Yahtzee is the most egalitarian game in the world. You could be my social, physical, or intellectual inferior, but your chances are equal to mine.