The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth
Dallas: Mallomar can take your taste buds on a joy ride, but it can't offer companionship to your own mama's funeral.
Tessa: Just out of curiosity, how come we didn't take your very comfortable Mercedes on this extremely long road trip?
Dallas: You mean the Yankee mobile? No, sir. Not in the south. Come down here in some foreign car, get strung up.