Kimmy: Wow. Is this a Macintosh?
Lillian: I figured the money was for something weird, like Barbie shoes.
Titus: Barbie shoes aren't weird, Lillian!
Xanthippe: Kimmy Smith from Middletown, Ohio, I've been Googling you.
Kimmy: You have? I didn't feel it.
Kimmy: Why is your neck so greasy?
Titus: I fell asleep eating a Hot Pocket.
Jacqueline: Go to Verizon and have them switch out the SIM card and then get my contact off the cloud.
|Wilson Sporting Goods Co.|
Mr. Belden: Wilson, from Cast Away?