Master of None
Girl: 16 Hanles!
Dev: 16 Handles? Frozen yogurt? No, that's ice cream for losers.
|Combos Baked Snacks|
Dev: You know what Amanda and James are doing this summer? They're taking a trip to Costco. Yeah, to buy a bunch of grape juice and diapers or whatever f---ing kid shit they have to buy.
Nathan: I love Costco. They're nice to me over there. Like, they act like they know me, even though, like, thousands of people go in there every day. You know, they always are like, hey, that's that guy. I'm there a lot.
Arnold: Hey, when you're on the go, grab a Go-Gurt.
Dev: Let's just Google it now, just for peace of mind.
Dev: You never had Martinelli's apple juice? And two Martinelli's as well.
Arnold: That said, I do know some parents who still eat pasta.
Dev: Yeah, they're eating their little kids' SpaghettiOs.
Rachel: I want to get the pill.
Dev: All right, um, well, should I call an Uber or something?
Dev: Um, there's an uberX that's, like, three minutes away. There's an UberBLACK that's, like, 15 minutes away. Should I just uberX?
Dev: Okay. I just didn't want you to think I was being stingy with the Ubers.