Dave: Do you think when your marriage is over that you're gonna find somebody that just caters to you, no matter what? That you're not gonna have to work at it? That's gonna be like, psyched to go to Applebee's with you every Friday night and hear the same football stories about how you rocked in high school?
Joey: I did rock in high school football. You want to check tape?
Dave: But whoever that person is, you have to listen to their stories, too, or they're not gonna go to Applebee's with you. You're not gonna have someone to go to Applebee's with. You'll be sitting by yourself, eventually, at Applebee's, all alone. And who wants to go to Applebee's by themselves?
Joey: You deal with going to Applebee's alone.
Joey: If you don't put in effort, you're gonna be the one who ends up at Applebee's alone.
Lucy: Are you asking me to go to Applebee's with you?
Joey: I'm not saying I wouldn't go to Applebee's with you!
Lucy: Well, I'm not saying I wouldn't go to Applebee's with you!
Joey: All right, well, I would try to go to Applebee's with you.
Lucy: Well, I would try to go to Applebee's with you!
Cyn: It's got fun, it's got sun. It's Disneyland for adults.
Joey: And could you change the pictures on your Facebook page?
Joey: It's just 'cause we love you.
Lacey: Love me less.
Joey: I don't want any bikini pictures on the Internet! When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban!
Lucy: How old is she?
Ronnie: I think she's 20. He met her at the mall. She was working at Foot Locker.
Dave: Good morning. Let's have a big morning! Let's start off with a little breakfast, get our Froot Loops.
Ronnie: Here's Daddy's coffee.
Dave: And I need it.
Ronnie: Here's your bowl of fruit, without the loops.
Dave: Why no loop?
Ronnie: Daddy doesn't need loops.
Joey: He's trying to get me to see another one of his PowerPoint things. That stuff creeps me out.
Shane: I used to work at Red Lobster, so I know what they do with them fish in the kitchen.
Trudy: But, baby, this is not like the Red Lobster. It's a four-star restaurant.
Sctanley: There is an old game path throgh the forest, just beyond the abandoned Starbucks.
Dave: Look at all these people. They're running around, they're...They're sexting, they're krumping, they're twatting each other 'cause their day's so special they have to share it with the world.
Joey: It's called tweeting.
Dave: I call it twatting!