Mr. Kornfeldt: Look at my shoes. They're Edward Green. I picked them up 20 years ago when I was still flying the London route. If you have something of great quality and you take good care of it you'll have it forever.
Jen: Which one of these is the most accurate?
Spencer: Jen, I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert.
Kevin: Well First Response seems to be pretty popular, uh can't seem to keep it on the shelf.
Spencer: It's upstairs, in the bedside table there's a Glock 45.
Jen: A Glock?
Spencer: It's a gun. Just go get it!
Jen: Why do you have a gun?
Mrs. Kornfeldt: You want a little Maalox for the road?
Kristen: But you have to be vigilant, okay? Otherwise you're growing out your leg hair, you're growing out your down there hair and you're wearing your fat jeans and a pair of Spanx, okay?
Jen: God, those Volvos are amazing.