Goody: I mean, guys used to want to sing or paint or write. Now, it's like iPod hits and webisodes.
Danny: See what's going down now is that all your cell phones and your iPhones and all the computers are helping them find you.
Renfield: Forget cell phones, forget iPhones, forget PowerBooks, forget iPads.
Renfild: Now I can do everything I want with my iPad mini.
Stacy: It's okay. We don't have to get the iPad minis.
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Goody: I taught her to get hometown soil for her coffin, how to use hypnotic powers, and how to find the jugular on a rodent. And she taught me about e-mail, Napster, and this great group, Green Day.
Derek: You could've just gotten me Pro Tools and I'd be happy. Law school is your dream, not mine.
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Vadim: Can Time Warner just burst into a person's home and kill them?
Renfield: Yeah, they're terrible.
Dr. Van Helsing: Madam, you've insultingly confused us with the police. I'm from Time Warner, and if you ever want to see Jon Stewart again, you'll open this door.