Real Brands |
Apple

Marcus: I didn't know Apple made coffins. |
Coca Cola

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Mary Kay Inc.

Marcus: Yikes. You look like crap
Dylan: Thanks, Mary Kay. |
Mercedes-Benz

Those pictures are gonna cost me everything the four bedroom, five bath house with the pool and the tennis court and the Mercedes S-Class. |
Motel 6

Vargas: Things have changed. We don't need you anymore. So take some friendly advice from me and go back to spying on your Motel 6s or whatever it is that you do, and let me advance the race. |
Old Spice

Marcus: This arm actually, I'm kind of starting to dig it. It smells like Old Spice. |
Ted's Frostop

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Webley Revolver

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Wisk

Dylan: Marcus, you are a zombie. Now pay attention. Floor cleaner is your new deodorant, Wisk takes the place of soap, GreenClean will keep your eyes from yellowing up, and bleach is for your teeth. |