Bernie: I think we'd like to move some out of financials and into technologies, maybe a little more Apple.
Danny: The best trick I ever pulled is the time I arrested five deadbeat dads all at the same time. You see, I was having trouble finding them. So what I did was I used the annual hands on a hardbody contest the one at the Dodge dealership on 79.
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Don: And if she does offer to pay for everything, order up a couple of them bottles of Dom Perignon. You get her liquored up, you might get lucky.
Danny: He had a tendency to hold on to another man's hands, touched too long after shaking it, and he had a subscription to Men's Fitness magazine. Now if you've ever seen Bernie Tedi, you know darn well it wasn't for the workout tips.
Old Guy: Up north,you got them Dallas snobs with their Mercedes, and then you got Houston, the carcinogenic coast is what I call it.
Some guy: He loaned the money to the Yokums over here, that opened up Boot Scootin Western Wear. I guess that was Carthage's answer to Neiman's.
Danny: The word was it wasn't a week after the funeral Mrs. Nugent gave Bernie Mr. Nugent's $12,000 Rolex watch. Hell, for that kinda money, I bet he did kiss her.
Bernie: And we'd like to get a thousand shares of Tommy Hilfiger. I got a sneak-a-peek at the new line for the---
Bernie: Okay, everybody, let's work on the arrival of the Wells Fargo wagon. Now this wagon has all of our instruments on it so we're very excited about it.