|Arm & Hammer|
Louis: Carol, you want a water or a Fanta?
Carol: I'd like a Fanta.
Nancy: Thanks for asking me if I wanted a Fanta, Louis.
Louis: Do you want a Fanta?
Carol: There's also a Jamba Juice two blocks away from here. 'Cause I bet you were looking for a smoothie.
Carol: That girl is bad news, Dad. I mean ... Honestly, she smells like Life Savers and she has a Midwestern accent, un-ironically.
|Quiznos Sub Shop|
Carol: So you know that mentally unstable guy who lives in front of the Quiznos?
Carol: You remember he's the lunatic who's got that crazy German brogue.
|SunnyD (Sunny Delight)|
Carol: Oh, because I just got offered another children's movie trailer and I just came from an audition where I might be the voice of Sunny Delight!
Moe: Wow! Sunny D!
Louis: A voice over party? I'm tired of waiting for the bathroom and hearing the voice of Cialis hitting on the Virgin America message hold girl.
Sam: Jamie printed me out an article from Yahoo! Health. It was all about enabling, and I realized at that point I cannot continue to support your emotional handicap.
Sam: Jamie is doing re-shoots for a Ziploc commercial she got.