Real Brands |
Adidas

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AOL

Riva: You know that his online blog was sold to AOL.
Carl: For $10 million. |
Apple

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Cafe Du Monde

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Cal-Organic

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Charlies Fixtures Inc.

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Disney

Carl: Who wants to stop at Disney World?
Martin: Oh, yeah, I do.
Percy: Disney World? That's real? We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans.
Car: A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World. Now I've seen everything. |
Eater

Carl: Did you see the Eater article? |
George Foreman Grill

Percy: A George Foreman Grill?
Carl: That's not a George Foreman Grill. It's called a plancha. |
Grand Theft Auto (GTA)

Inez: This is Little Havana.
Percy: Like in Grand Theft Auto? |
Guero's Taco Bar

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Hoy Como Ayer

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Twitter

Martin: F--k Twitter. Come on, get out of here.
Carl: F--k Twitter, what are you talking about, F--k Twitter?
Martin: I mean, you know, f--k 'em. That's what I mean. I mean, who reads that shit anyhow?
Carl: I'm not on Twitter. I don't know what you're talking about. Tony: Yo, Big Dog, f--k Twitter.
Carl: F--k Twitter. Again with the F--k Twitter. Why should I F--k Twitter?
Tony: You're not on Twitter?
Carl: No. Carl: What does Twitter have to do with p---y? Carl: So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see. Carl: And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know that I understand that I shouldn't tweet any pictures of my d--k and any career advice should be kept to one's self. Carl: I know, I was on Twitter. I was promoting the restaurant.
Riva: What?
Carl: I was on Twitter.
Riva: Yeah, that's another thing. From now on before you post anything online, I okay it. All right? Riva: Yeah, and you're gonna Twitter an apology for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole. Percy: I tweeted the picture on your account and then geotagged it. |
Versailles Cuban Restaurant

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Vine

Percy: I'm posting a Vine.
Carl: A Vine, what's a Vine?
Percy: It's a video. |
YouTube

Carl: What kind of website could a 10 year old get on that has bad language?
Percy: YouTube.
Carl: YouTube has bad language? Tony: They put you on YouTube.
Carl: I know.
Tony: I felt so responsible for that shit. That shit was funny, by the way. |