Riva: You know that his online blog was sold to AOL.
Carl: For $10 million.
|Cafe Du Monde|
|Charlies Fixtures Inc.|
Carl: Who wants to stop at Disney World?
Martin: Oh, yeah, I do.
Percy: Disney World? That's real? We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans.
Car: A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World. Now I've seen everything.
Carl: Did you see the Eater article?
|George Foreman Grill|
Percy: A George Foreman Grill?
Carl: That's not a George Foreman Grill. It's called a plancha.
|Grand Theft Auto (GTA)|
Inez: This is Little Havana.
Percy: Like in Grand Theft Auto?
|Guero's Taco Bar|
|Hoy Como Ayer|
Martin: F--k Twitter. Come on, get out of here.
Carl: F--k Twitter, what are you talking about, F--k Twitter?
Martin: I mean, you know, f--k 'em. That's what I mean. I mean, who reads that shit anyhow?
Carl: I'm not on Twitter. I don't know what you're talking about.
Tony: Yo, Big Dog, f--k Twitter.
Carl: F--k Twitter. Again with the F--k Twitter. Why should I F--k Twitter?
Tony: You're not on Twitter?
Carl: What does Twitter have to do with p---y?
Carl: So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see.
Carl: And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know that I understand that I shouldn't tweet any pictures of my d--k and any career advice should be kept to one's self.
Carl: I know, I was on Twitter. I was promoting the restaurant.
Carl: I was on Twitter.
Riva: Yeah, that's another thing. From now on before you post anything online, I okay it. All right?
Riva: Yeah, and you're gonna Twitter an apology for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole.
Percy: I tweeted the picture on your account and then geotagged it.
|Versailles Cuban Restaurant|
Percy: I'm posting a Vine.
Carl: A Vine, what's a Vine?
Percy: It's a video.
Carl: What kind of website could a 10 year old get on that has bad language?
Carl: YouTube has bad language?
Tony: They put you on YouTube.
Carl: I know.
Tony: I felt so responsible for that shit. That shit was funny, by the way.